Wednesday, August 10, 2011

boys are silly sometimes

this is, no joke, an actual conversation i had in walmart about an hour ago.


"hey good looking" - some guy shopping with his friend. fishy.
"hi" - me.
"can i have a piece of the most good looking girl i've ever seen?" - guy.
"don't flatter yourself" - me. 
i begin to walk away.
"bitch! do you know who i am?" - guy, running after me. desperate.
"ummm, nope." - me. i turn around, and he runs into my elbow.
bloody nose.
starts trying to punch me.
i kick him. where it hurts. it was self defense. i promise.
"idiot" - me. walks away.


i hate boys sometimes. 
thee end.

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