things i would rather do than go to school tomorrow.

1. sleep.
2. blog until my fingers bleed.
3. swim in a pool infested with parhanas.
4. be tickled.
5. eat every item of food in my house.
6. watch every sappy chick flick known to man and cry until my tear ducts can't take any more crying.
7. play wacky 6 with a robot who has razors for hands.
8. clean my brother's bathroom. with a toothbrush.
9. stand outside for 16 hours in a blizzard.
10. die.


please. no school. ever. i'm dropping out and moving to vegas to play blackjack. who is with me?