things to do before i die.(:

~wear shirt that says "Life." hand out lemons on street corner.

~hire two private investigators. get them to follow each other.

~major in philosophy. ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

~go into a crowded elevator and say, "i bet you're all wondering why i gathered you here," with a straight face.

~make vanilla pudding. put in mayo jar. eat in public.

~become a teacher. make a test where every answer is "C." enjoy the show.

~wait until someone is about to sneeze. right before they do, loudly scream "PIKA PIKAAA!!!"

~run into a store, ask what year it is. when someone answers, yell "It worked!!!" and run out cheering.

~buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.

~invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I've been expecting you..."

~change name to Simon. speak in third person.

~become a doctor. change last name to Acula.

~buy a parrot. teach the parrot to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot."

~follow jogger around in a car blasting, "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.